During break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking.
One said to the other…”The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL this stuff you will never use in the real world.

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We’ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.” Her husband replies, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.” The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any!”