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Rusty On Facebook

petmyforum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:21:41 +0000

Bark! Bark! Thanks for the follow. I can’t wait to sniff out you and your dog too. Keep On Wagging!

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Miniature Schnauzer Obeying!

petmyforum — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:04:34 +0000

I have a joke and humor about Rusty. Look at him? he asking you back the question!

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Obedience school and Newspapers every morning

petmyforum — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:46:47 +0000

During break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking.
One said to the other…”The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL this stuff you will never use in the real world.

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We’ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.” Her husband replies, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.” The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any!”

Three Dogs

petmyforum — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 08:12:11 +0000

Dear Reader,
since talking many about my Miniature Schnauzers, I would like give you some humor and joke. Let you laugh without boring. Here is my first joke for you. Hope you enjoy………

Three Dogs
3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet’s office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane. The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, “Why are you here?”
The Schnauzer responds, “I’m 17 years old. I don’t see or hear very well. I’ve been having accidents in the house. My owner says I’m too old and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep.” The Schnauzer asks the poodle, “Why are you here?”
The Poodle responds, “I’ve not been myself lately. I’ve been especially high strung. I’ve been barking all the time, I’ve been snapping at people and I even bit one of the neighbor’s kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he can’t risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep.” The Poodle and Schnauzer ask the Great Dane why he is here.
The Great Dane responds, “My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next thing I know I’m on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn’t help myself. ”
The Poodle asks, “So your owner brought you here to be put to sleep?”
The Great Dane says, “No, I’m just here to get my nails trimmed.”